American woman Elizabeth Hasselback.

Why is Whoopi Goldberg wasting her time with these clowns. I think Elizabeth is a virgin. She has had kids but I think they used a turkey baster. If Elizabeth has had sex I think she probably just lied there scared out of her brain. The reason I say this is because everything Elizabeth says and does in one way or another she's saying is I am a child. I don't understand the world but I will scream and shout if I don't like something. Every thing she says tells people that she is a little girl with a big voice.  I don't think of Elizabeth as a woman. She's a spoiled little girl. A mouthpiece and cheerleader for the rich. She's not a person she's more like one of those dolls with the string in the back that makes them talk. Horrible creatures.

the drug war

This is a lovely story but no one ever thinks about the shareholders of the pharmaceutical companies. Every night in America thousands of people are terrorized and arrested by local law enforcement fighting the federal governments war on drugs. I've suggested using US Troops against stoned people instead so the COPS can be freed up to fight crime. It's all a matter of the costuming. War is hell regardless of what the uniform looks like. There are millions of Americans rotting in overcrowded prisons. So Americans are being terrorized and incarcerated for the big war on drugs. The thing about Americans is that they are tough. They can take the drive by shootings, they can cope with being terrorized by the COPS. They don't mind spending 25 years away from their families. Americans can handle that. The shareholders of the big pharmaceutical companies can't cope with reduced dividends and the government knows this. If the dividends from the pharma shares is reduced the shareholders won't cope. They may even get depressed. They are not as strong as the average American. I love Americans but they are strong people. I'm desperately worried about the people who own shares in pharmaceutical companies. The poor rich people have very few coping mechanisms and they don't deal with being disappointed. I can't believe how heartless and selfish some people are. Stop worrying about America and think about the shareholders for once just once.

christianity evolution class

Need more information. So if a teacher is giving a leson about Evolution or Climate change theories the students can heckle harrass and basically prevent the topic being taught in class. I understand the fear the theory of evolution must strike into the heart of the Christians but why are they afraid of climate change theory. There's a huge investment in creationist belief. An eternity of more life? Whats the investment in climate change theory for christians? I'm not trying to be funny or trolling I just can't get the connection. It's pretty gutless using their kids like this. They're desperate for a fight. They can't just love Jesus. The whole faith thing is tied to an endless fight against um anyone. There's no war. I mean there is the wars, women, drugs, youth, but they're the ones waging it. Why can't they leave us out of their morality and stop waging war on women, young people, gays, scientists, and anyone who they decide is an enemy. We're not the enemy. Please leave us alone. Keep it to yourself. I don't need Jesus. I'm really sorry but I'm doing fine.

Insane rant on Huffpost

Here's a comment I left after I read a story about Rush Limbaugh criticizing President Obama.

Why wont they stop digging. How deep do they want that hole. They're like a cornered feral cat. This episode and the war on women, the war on health, the war on youth, the war on the poor. Watch that cops show for 30 minutes and talk about class warfare. This competition for nominee it's like watching a huge animal in it's death throws. It just occurred to me that the republicans in there now are the left overs from the Bush era making sure George, Dick, and, Rumpsfeld got away with it. The suicide bombers of the right. Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Those awful people all over the southwest. Sharon Angle, that nasty Jan Brewer. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/27/rush-limbaugh-trayvon-martin-obama-video_n_1382334.html?ref=media

The War in Iraq an alternate strategy

Imagine if they had just got B52 bombers and filled them with US $100.00 bills and shovelled the cash out over Iraq instead of invading. If they did that as an alternativ­e strategy how many plane loads would it have taken to match what they have spent on the invasion and occupation­. Don't mention the dead. Don't mention the maimed or the homeless or the orphans. 4000+ young Americans that should not be dead. Tens of thousands of Iraqi women and children would still be alive. I'm sure with my plan the occasional Iraqi would have been hit with a wad of 100s and killed instantly and the occasional casualty would occur with one of the money shovellers falling out of the planes. But generally my plan of carpet bombing Iraq with 100 dollar bills would have worked. It would have been successful and it would have signalled progress in the state of middle east affairs. It would be seen as refreshing America trying a new adult approach to foreign relations. It would have meant freedom for the people of Iraq. This strategy would have proven infinately more productive than the current approach. And except for the unlucky and uncoordina­ted no one would have gotten hurt.

I just read the last post and My god I go on with some shit sometimes. I’m not cranky I’m lovely. I’m an ordinary man who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance to do exactly what he likes and do precisely what he wants. An average man am I. With no eccentric whim. Who likes to live his life free of strife. Doing what ever he thinks is right for him. An ordinary man. I’m a very gentle man. Even temperred and good natured who you’ll never hear complain. Who has Lysergic acid diethylamide by the quart in every vein. A patient man am I down to my finger tips. The sought who never would never could let an insulting word escape his lips. Just an ordinary man.

All my attempts to reach Grover Norquist have been thwarted. My fear is that I’ll never get the chance to let him know how I feel about him.   On my journeys around Huffington Post I’ve discovered someone equally deserving my attentions. Pamela Geller. She inspired that fuckwit in Norway with her blog Atlas shrugged. She pretends to be paranoid and delusional to sell her shit to the genuinely paranoid and delusional. Any way I’m waiting to see how long it is before she blocks me. The Tea Party and Grover were quite quick. Here’s record of what I’ve been writing on her facebook wall before it gets deleted.

The first post on Pamela Geller's facebook wall.

It's not the Islamists you need to worried about it's the Australians. They've already taken over Los Angeles and they're moving East. You can't get a job in Hollywood if you aren't Australian or at the very least know one. I predict America will have an Australian born President in 20 years. You'll have Kangaroos hopping down 5th Avenue. Meat pies, sausage rolls, Silverchair. The Wiggles. Run for the hills the Wiggles is coming.

Robbie Hudson Crocodile Dundee, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban. Free healthcare, wet stubbie competitions, cricket! If we don't do something about the Aussies we're all doomed Doomed DOOMED. Doomed I tells ya Doomed.

Robbie Hudson If you're in New York you need to take action. There's already a cell on Broadway. Priscilla Queen of the Desert is what appears to be a wacky musical about drag queens but it is in fact the East Coast Australian invasion cell. You can't trust drag queens. Stop reading this post and get down to the Palace Theatre and stop the barbarian horde otherwise we're doomed Doomed DOOMED I tells ya.

Ozzie Bear Nice try Hudson but it's too late. You didn't mention the biggest Aussie of all Rupert fucking Murdoch. We control your films we control Broadway. We control your media. We have used your own television against you. Destroyed your economy. We are behind the Tea Party. We own the Rupublican Party. Well Rupert owns the Republicans. We don't need to invade we all ready own you.

Robbie Hudson Nooooooooo it's too late.

Robbie Hudson Russell Crowe, the chick in Damages, Wilfred, Cate Blanchett, Olivia Newton John, Exchange students, The guy from the mentallist and Even Sookie Stackhouse who is from NewZealand is one of their agents. How many Aussies are in the NBL and the NFL. The Moooslims have only been at it since the fifties. They (the Australians) started in the 30s. Does the name Errol Flynn ring any bells?

Ozzie Bear Yes the media, every college campus, hollywood, television, sports, the music industry, and every Republican is part of the plan. There is no aspect of American life that is not controlled by Australians. Heath Ledger was one of our agents emphasis on the WAS. He fell in love with that Olson twin and was going to defect. We used to own Julian Assange till he started Going Rogue. Moohahhahhahaha. We own you and there's nothing you can do.

Why am I so cranky?

I'm having one of those calm moments when the brain slows down to a speed where it can go "what the fuck just happened?"   The last thing I remember was following a Facebook post from Huffington Post after the Murdoch thing started breaking and I have no memory of the time in-between.  Four weeks ago I didn't know who Rebekah Brooks was.  I'd hardly heard of Michele Bachmann and her cuddly hubby, Marcus.

Grover Norquist - What's not to love?

The weirdest thing that has happened in the last three weeks from what I can tell from emails and Facebook is that I've fallen insanely in love with a guy called Grover Norquist.  According to Hotmail email records,  I've sent over 300 emails to Grover's  organisation.  I read a few.  Here's a couple of samples. "I never saw it coming. I never knew I could feel this way and for it to happen so fast. The emotion was almost instant and overwhelming. I feel so ashamed. I feel so dirty."  You forget to eat or sleep for three days and this kind of shit starts to happen!  But this blog isn't about the angel on earth that is Grover Norquist. This blog is about why I've responded to him as I have.  To ask the question that I've asked myself so many times in the past. Why am I so cranky?

I've got to write this down while I've still got it...
1st week, Two stage 1's.  2nd week, 1 stage and one stage 2.  Week 3, 2 two stage 2's.  Week 4, one stage 2 and one stage 3.  Week 5, two stage 3's.  Week 6, one stage three.

Anyway. `Why am I so cranky?'  I was just asking myself.

For some reason I was thinking about not having seen `The Hurt Locker'.  I went off onto another tangent thinking about where the Hurt Locker is set and it occurred to me; that America conducts it's wars in suburbia.  It didn't in Vietnam. It took the fight to the people.  What occurred to me is that America always involves the local population in the games it loves to play.  I think what's happening in Kandahar and Baghdad is like the London blitz one house at a time.  How long did the blitz go for?  The Yanks have been there for 8 years. I wonder if they've gotten to everyone?  If they've kicked in the doors and pointed guns at everyone in Baghdad and now they're starting again.  Working the same way telemarketers do - going through the phone book.

The thing with Iraq is that I read somewhere (and that's a shockin' thing to write) but I can't remember the source.  Anyway, what I read was that most of the population of Iraq were under 19, or women and the elderly.  So America in 2002 invaded a nation of women and children and old people. Good one! A few months back I was checking out Laos on Wikipedia.  I read somewhere that 46 million bombs were dropped on Laos but I was wrong it was 260 million.  Some of them cluster bombs and 80 million didn't go off.  Now that's what I call taking the fight to the people.  The other article I read about Laos sort of implied they just dropped them on Laos because `You know, er, um, shiyit you gotta drop those bombs somewhere.'   It's like Laos was one cog on a wheel.  The other cogs?  Shareholders, the people who make the bombs, the people who buy the bombs, the people who drop the bombs, and the people who have the bombs dropped on them.  I don't think they can just make them and sell em and put them in a warehouse they have to drop them. The boom factor is an essential cog in the wheel as it ensures the strength of the shareholder cog in the wheel and vice versa. And who doesn't like a good explosion. WTF has this all to do with the last 3 weeks?

It all started with the Murdoch thing. A seemingly innocent post on Facebook.  Down a rabbit hole of obsession, lust, facial hair, and ultimately true love.  A greater understanding of the universe and the knowledge that there is a god and he's name is Grover.  (Shit I think I keep slipping back into psychosis.) More food - more medicine!  Huffington Post is the 9 levels of Internet hell that Dante warned us about.
I just had another coherent moment!  The only time I spend away from Huff Post is the 25 minutes I spend watching the Clone Wars.  The breakage becomes clearer.  As I was saying Huff Post is hell. You go in but you can't come out. What started as a fun and exciting soap opera quickly turned American and then went all horrible to what was it a week ago. That fuckwit in Norway!  Boys with their fucken' guns       again.  I think I bowed my head for 24 hours and when I looked up I had Leland Palmer eyes.  Grover was the first thing I saw.

Grover Norquist is a very cuddly hot guy with facial hair. Facial hair that's about an `8' on the 1 to 10 gayness of facial hair scale. Somewhere between George Michael and Tom Selleck. He heads... I mean Grover heads,  actually, I have no fucken' idea what the word for what he heads is, but he heads something that made a whole heap of Republican people sign something that is unconstitutional, breaks their oath of office and is down right tacky. "Everyone knows that I'm a greedy, heartless, asshole so who the fuck cares if I put it in writing?"

The only TV I'm watching is `Star Wars, The Clone Wars' and `Wilfred'.  I tear myself away from Huff Post.  I also watch the `Six million dollar man' at 1.00 am.  So beautiful. Those legs!  What I don't understand about the Six million dollar man is they spent all that money and they couldn't get a shirt that fit!  The pants were sensational but the shirts were always 2 sizes too small.  I shouldn't complain.  You know he never ever really filled out.  Lee Majors pretty much remained a beanpole most of his career. Unlike Harrison Ford.

From `Star Wars' to the `Temple of Doom' what a wondrous thing to behold. What a piece of work. Which reminds me, `Clone Wars' yeah.  I don't know if you can understand this,   but for us Star Wars fans, there used to be this divine agony you'd experience between films. An expectation and hunger.  Dangerous hunger!  Hungry people do stupid things. The Star Wars Christmas Special for instance. Fucken' Ewok movies!  It would've been mind blowing as a child to know that when I was forty something, I would be able to get a daily hit.  A nice 25 minute hit every day.  Pure, uncut, no fucken' Ewoks.  I love the Clone Wars but there's something that's going on that my stomach has picked up.

People who don't suffer sensitive stomach issues are at a disadvantage to people who have sensitive tummies.  They only have their brains to rely on where as we have brains and stomachs.  Ever thought that some one was bullshitting you like a lawyer or a real estate agent?  Or you thought "this person is a con-artist."   Well if you are prepared to maintain, feed, and most importantly, listen to your ulcer, it can give you powers bordering on psychic abilities.  Abilities that go beyond the spotting con-artists and real estate agents at 50 metres.  So while I'm thoroughly enjoying Clone Wars my stomach is sending signals. Weird ones. It goes beyond the fact I know that all the characters are going to die horrible deaths.  The clones are very disturbing.

Anyway That's it for why I'm so cranky, part one.  I've had too much medicine and too much food. Come back tomorrow to see how Grover Norquist, Laos, and the Clone Wars are connected.