I just read the last post and My god I go on with some shit sometimes. I’m not cranky I’m lovely. I’m an ordinary man who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance to do exactly what he likes and do precisely what he wants. An average man am I. With no eccentric whim. Who likes to live his life free of strife. Doing what ever he thinks is right for him. An ordinary man. I’m a very gentle man. Even temperred and good natured who you’ll never hear complain. Who has Lysergic acid diethylamide by the quart in every vein. A patient man am I down to my finger tips. The sought who never would never could let an insulting word escape his lips. Just an ordinary man.

All my attempts to reach Grover Norquist have been thwarted. My fear is that I’ll never get the chance to let him know how I feel about him.   On my journeys around Huffington Post I’ve discovered someone equally deserving my attentions. Pamela Geller. She inspired that fuckwit in Norway with her blog Atlas shrugged. She pretends to be paranoid and delusional to sell her shit to the genuinely paranoid and delusional. Any way I’m waiting to see how long it is before she blocks me. The Tea Party and Grover were quite quick. Here’s record of what I’ve been writing on her facebook wall before it gets deleted.

The first post on Pamela Geller's facebook wall.

It's not the Islamists you need to worried about it's the Australians. They've already taken over Los Angeles and they're moving East. You can't get a job in Hollywood if you aren't Australian or at the very least know one. I predict America will have an Australian born President in 20 years. You'll have Kangaroos hopping down 5th Avenue. Meat pies, sausage rolls, Silverchair. The Wiggles. Run for the hills the Wiggles is coming.

Robbie Hudson Crocodile Dundee, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban. Free healthcare, wet stubbie competitions, cricket! If we don't do something about the Aussies we're all doomed Doomed DOOMED. Doomed I tells ya Doomed.

Robbie Hudson If you're in New York you need to take action. There's already a cell on Broadway. Priscilla Queen of the Desert is what appears to be a wacky musical about drag queens but it is in fact the East Coast Australian invasion cell. You can't trust drag queens. Stop reading this post and get down to the Palace Theatre and stop the barbarian horde otherwise we're doomed Doomed DOOMED I tells ya.

Ozzie Bear Nice try Hudson but it's too late. You didn't mention the biggest Aussie of all Rupert fucking Murdoch. We control your films we control Broadway. We control your media. We have used your own television against you. Destroyed your economy. We are behind the Tea Party. We own the Rupublican Party. Well Rupert owns the Republicans. We don't need to invade we all ready own you.

Robbie Hudson Nooooooooo it's too late.

Robbie Hudson Russell Crowe, the chick in Damages, Wilfred, Cate Blanchett, Olivia Newton John, Exchange students, The guy from the mentallist and Even Sookie Stackhouse who is from NewZealand is one of their agents. How many Aussies are in the NBL and the NFL. The Moooslims have only been at it since the fifties. They (the Australians) started in the 30s. Does the name Errol Flynn ring any bells?

Ozzie Bear Yes the media, every college campus, hollywood, television, sports, the music industry, and every Republican is part of the plan. There is no aspect of American life that is not controlled by Australians. Heath Ledger was one of our agents emphasis on the WAS. He fell in love with that Olson twin and was going to defect. We used to own Julian Assange till he started Going Rogue. Moohahhahhahaha. We own you and there's nothing you can do.